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Aug 29, 2014 / 16,182 notes
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canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

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Aug 29, 2014 / 30,928 notes

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

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Aug 29, 2014 / 16,121 notes

I don’t wanna be your friend,
I wanna kiss your neck

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Aug 29, 2014 / 26,241 notes

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Aug 29, 2014 / 469,450 notes

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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Aug 29, 2014 / 8,454 notes

clamperl:

Skittles has a chocolate flavor now

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(via unshaped)

Aug 28, 2014 / 673,575 notes

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"
Aug 28, 2014 / 151,388 notes

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

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Aug 28, 2014 / 208,650 notes

darlingeddiegluskin:

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

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THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

"I am my own blankie."

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